Some Really Dumb Vanity URLs

I'm sure that by now you have a nice Facebook vanity URL for yourself, probably one of the ones Facebook suggested for you. Well, these people decided to get creative... and probably doomed themselves to shameful monikers for the rest of their Facebook days. This is a short list I've compiled of the silly or just plain vulgar URLs I've found. My methodology? You just have to type them in and hope to hit something. Thanks to Adrienne for some of these.

http://www.facebook.com/DrunkDude - with that name, this guy chose a career in the fast food industry

http://www.facebook.com/sexylady - a questionable self-dubbing to be sure. (This one, however, is more believable: http://www.facebook.com/Lazylady)

http://www.facebook.com/SEXYMAN - I can't wait for this guy to meet sexylady. Perhaps there kid will turn out something like this: http://www.facebook.com/sexychild

http://www.facebook.com/captain.sparrow - A little too trendy?

http://www.facebook.com/cokehead - if you liked DrunkDude...

http://www.facebook.com/pLaYaZ - gangstaaaaaaa

http://www.facebook.com/Loves.Cock - Ok, this one I pity because I think it wasn't his choice...

http://www.facebook.com/rimjob - No such pity here. This is actually despicable.

http://www.facebook.com/assman - Certainly not a great epithet, but I appreciate the Seinfeld reference.

http://www.facebook.com/hugecock but tiny self-esteem. (Dude's holding a trophy in a boxing ring in his profile pic for god's sake...)

http://www.facebook.com/dickinabox - Definitely too trendy.

http://www.facebook.com/RainbowWarrior - Cute. Perhaps even noble.

Now start searching on your own! These fools need to be exposed....